BBC NEWS | Magazine | How do record holders prove their age?
Well, bugger me backwards with a traffic cone, Buster isn't 101. And remember, you read it here, first,. Nor is he 94. Funnily enough, all those 17 kids he's supposed to have fathered have suddenly disappeared. Mind you, so has the criminal record.
All this news coverage rather devalues the bottle of beer that Jimmy has been hoarding for the past seven months. I told him he ought to drink it; not that he's going to, just in case.
Update - must be read in conjunction with OAP's £60k Porsche crash escape