So, Britney gets even more classy; first the marriage that didn't last long, then the one that everyone knew would be short-lived, and now she's pregnant again, but doesn't know who the father is.
Then Lindsay Lohan, apparently she's been in films, but none that I've seen, goes sunbathing in Malibu* but keeps her dress round her ankles to hide her tag she's picked up for drink driving. Then gets in a car and drives, and gets arrested. What is it with these people completely addicted to cars? Can't they, like, walk? Or with - presumably - her money, couldn't she have called a minicab?
But Celebrities of the Week must go to Jordan and Peter in their naming of their new daughter (have you noticed how these plastic clebs all breed like rabbits?)
We've put an accent over the first A to make it more exotic and two Is at the end just to make it look a bit different. And her first name is 'Princess'! Ooh, nothing like damaging a child for life. Doubt she'll be getting GCSEs with a name like that! I remember that Wayne and Waynetta Slob called their child Spudulike because it was exo'ic! Classy!
* I thought that was a drink
