I'm sitting here with the BBC News on, only half concentrating.
Apparently, the British public is demonstrating short attention span and are pandering to the 'Instant Gratification' culture.
And how do we know that? Because apparently we are no longer doing our Christmas shopping in October, but trying to 'cram it into less than a month...'
Apparently, that's a bad thing.
Well, I'll be jiggered...