...we had a Friday Search Request Special.
I know it's so 2002, but I do so enjoy it...!
- "chip and pin" sermon - I HATE trendy vicars who try to make their sermons 'relevant' to materialist society
- inflatable fetish popping - other than balloons I'm not really into inflatable popping. Bubble wrap is a whole different thing, though!
- auntie jane's spanking bench - I'm sure there's a non-perverted story behind this...
- what will hapen if you came to school drunk?? - I once went to a lecture drunk; it was an experiment. A friend had a lecturer who said that if you revise drunk, you have to be drunk to sit the exam, because that's the only way to remember what you revised drunk
- cut off testicles with pair of pillars rugby - it was pliers
- tony blair caught cottaging / has tony blair been caught cottaging? - yes, but the media did not regard it sufficiently newsworthy
- lawrence dallaglio speaks italian - I expect so. The clue is in the name
- sexy women in jilbaab pictures - I bet it annoys you they're wearing a jilbaab. Or does that make you happy because you enjoy oppressing women?
- "Tessa Jowell" naked
- who wrote Pachabel? I think it was some or other Canon
- astonishingly beautiful natasha kaplinsky - oh come on, she's a mingeing dog. And lacking quite a few IQ points
- are there any famous people who have or had the chicken [pox\ - No. Famous people are specifically excluded from having chicken pox. Or rather, by having chicken pox you disqualify yourself from ever becoming famous
- truth jose carreras naked - I'm not sure I especially want to see Jose Carreras naked. But what's this 'truth' thing about
- fed up of being a single parent - put the Kids into Care. Or sell them into slavery. Should have thought about that before you skipped on contraception.
- steve coppell naked - nope, don't want to see that, either. There's quite a few celebrities whom I like but have no desire to see naked
- celebrities who had imaginary friends - look, dear, you're making the mistake of thinking that celebrities are like the rest of us mere mortals. They don't need imaginary friends; they can hang out with other celebrities
- oxford university student blog magdalen gay boyfriend dull friends site:.uk - I hope no one ever accuses me of having dull friends. But then, I never went to Oxbridge University
- tv programme accidental orgasms - my orgasms are never accidental. Often unexpected. But never caused by a TV programme.
- gert and bush reliable pianos
- percussionists have enhanced peripheral vision - I wonder if there's any truth in this. In my schooldays I was a percussionist and I have reason to believe I have excellent peripheral vision
- i just came back from egypt could i have got bird flu Yes. Only this google was so long ago, you've probably died from it by now.
- "andrea bocelli" "the met" I think this is political correctness gone mad. With all due respect, I am not sure that I think it a good idea to have blind policemen. although, I suppose, he is a lawyer and therefore could do a good civilian job. But I'm sure there are plenty of better openings for lawyers, blind or not, than the Metropolitan Police
- roh harris erotic pictures - as written it makes no sense. But, obviously, if it meant Rolf Harris, it would make perfect sense. I think he did one of the Queen, didn't he?
- need to find a clinic or nurse to measure my penis in hertfordshire - does it change size in Hertfordshire?
- lee marvin was born under the wondering stat - the theme tune of mathematicians
- tv presenters similar to michael palin - there is none
- classical solo repetitive snare oboe flute pizzicato - Ravel's Bolero?
- Deaf defying acts - definition of karaoke, I suppose
- bloke down at the chip shop thinks he's elvis artist that would be Kirstie Mackerel, I guess. Something like that, anyway
- rebekah slept with david beckham - Loos. Oh dear, the temporary nature of unearned fame
- broke penis dogging - I actually refuse to believe this. I'm not sure it's even physiologically possible. Unless he got it trapped in a car door. Which would have been quite funny to watch...
- tony blair brand swimming costume - yeah, that will be his next career, fashion design. Like Victoria Beckham
- i wondering how sex feel do any1 have any info about it - nobody I know has ever had sex and therefore has no info about it
- plane spotting + dogging - multi-tasking. Is it just me or is take-off ever so slightly orgasmic? In an accidental sort of way...
- has abi titmuss ever dated a guy with a small willy - I don't think she's fussy. I nderstand she's dating Lee Sharpe. I feel sort of let down and disappointed with that
- Ruth Kelly Naked Pics - do you really think that either she or Tessa Jowell would be stupid enough to pose naked for photos and then let someone post them on the internet
- angela dworkin classification of an inadequate male - I don't know about Angela but her slightly more famous sister Andrea would classify an inadequate male as one without a vagina
