Last week I went to see my homeopathic rheumatologist. I say 'mine', but he's also the Queen's. He asked me lots of questions and decreed that I should take Vitamin B complex daily (I seem to remember the lovely French doctor recommended that last year, but I'm so crap at taking Vitamins daily). He also suggested I cut down a bit on the alcohol, and his third recommendation was that I take Sulphur twice a week. I have been reluctant to take it, because he said that it would make me feel worse before I felt better. I considered on Thursday whether I should I take it on Friday, at the start of my four day weekend, or on Tuesday, at the start of my three day work stint. I felt I ought to take it on Friday, but I didn't get round to buying any until today, in between my optician's appointment (exactly the same prescription as I've been having since I was fourteen, so no need to buy new glasses) and my hair appointment - 30% off colour Mondays and Wednesdays before 3pm - am I filling a void left by the sadly hiating Blue 'Value' Witch.
I took the sulphur at about 1415 hours, ever since when I've been running around like a blue-arsed fly. I reckon, if I stick to my good intentions, take my Vitamin B complex and Multi-Vits daily, take my sulphur twice weekly, have a substantial breakfast (eg baked beans or sardines on toast, and an organic biolive wickedly whole milk yoghurt), take a healthy packed lunch (eg summer vegetable quiche, and tuna and sweetcorn, tomorrow,) drink plenty of fruit juice, have bananas and tangerines as afternoon and interval snacks, and make my own coffee at work rather than forking out fortunes for shop-bought crap, I shall turn out to be Healthy/Value Gert and I could rule the bloody world. I've told you about the gin trick, haven't I? Oh, and the quiches were 2 for £2.50 and the fruit juices 3 for 2 at Sainsburys.
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