Howard Bandwagon Watch

Howard Bandwagon Watch

Here are the current top ten favourites for his next bandwagon:

1. Howard pledges new "ATM Bill" to deal with people who take too long getting money out of cash points.
2. Howard to ban hosepipe bans.
3. Howard to double limit on items allowed in "six and under" supermarket queues.
4. Howard says Premiership abuse of referees has grown under Labour, and promises a new "Graham Poll" Bill.
5. Howard pledges to press Channel 4 to move The Sopranos to 9pm.
6. Howard urges The West Wing to have a Republican President - preferably one who will meet him.
7. Howard to outlaw "push polling" - except by the Tories in this campaign.
8. Howard calls for Royal Wedding memorabilia profits to go to charity.
9. Howard pledges new Bill to force pop stars to sing lyrics clearly.
10. Howard pledges streamlining of choice in coffee shops.

Five weeks to go - shall we have a JavaScript Countdown thingy?