Why?
Or as I so delicately phrased it over at Green Fairy,
What is it about men and missing? Is it ingrained? I had a friend of a friend round to do some work and I don't think he even aimed...Men, please, explain this mystery. The toilet bowl is relatively large compared to an average weeny.
How can you miss?
When I piss standing up, I never miss. and I'm a girl.