They've been festering in a notepad document on my desktop for a while. It's time to reinstate Friday as Search Day:
- working with a wanker - I knowall about that
- how to detest a modem - easily...
- Wimbledon slash fiction - euuew
- ALL OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS THINK IM WEIRD AND IM ONLY TEN YEARS OLD - it's kind of sad. but funny, too...
- diary chickens - Monday - laid an egg; Tuesday - laid an egg; Wednesday - really pissed off with that cock; Thursday - got slaughtered
- adam and the ants YMCA - oh that would be so ace - greatest cover version EVER
- drunk "Mel Gibson" -Passion -Christ fling
- how may we shop for kids thong wear? - Just Say No
- The troble with homework - it's that pesky bit where you're expected to get the spelling right
- any celebrities willing to pay my bills - I wish. Actually, I'm not fussy, I wouldn't complain if a nonentity was willing to pay my bills
- sweep nessun dorma - and Sooty sings E lucevan le stelle, with Sue and Scampi duetting on O Sole mio
- Gratuitous programme to frame boxes - I know what they want - but it just me laugh
- Has Tony Blair ever been caught red handed having an extra marital affair? - I think we'd know if he had?
And, finally, why do people use crappy search engines and then input a search string that begins www and ends .com. Wouldn't it be easier to type it straight in?
