M&S give Beckham the boot - what will my nephew do for clothes now? Oh, football shirts, football shirts, football shirts...!
Mind you, he bought some DB07 wristbands the day before England-Portugal, and he wore them continuously in Ireland, even when explaining to assorted adult second cousins exactly why Beckham is finished and past-it.
Oh, the fickleness. Ronaldo's the man. My nephew's friend has a goldfish called Cristiano. I remember when all goldfish were called Ryan or Eric...!
