Rooney Cheats on Coleen with Vice Girl.
The story itself is only moderately interesting, but it is written superbly!
There was no mistaking it was Wayne Rooney because he was dead ugly...Like me Katie was starstruck with Wayne and asked if she could touch his willy, so that she could say she had held Rooney's manhood.
But he couldn't get aroused. Like most men he was turned on by fact that we were twins. However, he had only just finished having sex with me and he was flat out. He was laughing. He just thought it was funny in the end...I said in front of everyone, ' I can't believe I've just shagged Wayne Rooney'. I went home and told my mum, 'I've kopped off with Wayne Rooney'
She later found the note in my bedroom and I had to admit to her that I'd slept with him. But I didn't tell her I was an escort.'
I think Mum probably knows now...!
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