We have had so many *interesting* Search Requests this week that we have made an Executive Decision to present them in serialised form.
As I sit here wearing an England t-shirt, I thought for starters we would concentrate on sporting searches:
Drumroll
- footballers dicks pop out
- st george sequined handbag - classy!
- wayne rooney hairy chest
- wayne rooney cartwheel - which takes the Googler direct to a review of Faust at the ROH
- Gary Neville gay
- Gary Neville wife
- Michael Owen gay
- Michael Owen girlfriend
- Stephen Gerrard gay
- Stephen Gerrard girlfirend - I think there's a theme developing here!
- "tim henman" tosser
- tim henman gay
- tim henman circumcised
- tim henman penis - is it Wimbledon fortnight, by any chance?
- gary neville penis
- michael owen penis
- Wayne Rooney penis - ooh, another theme...
- johnny wilkinson why is he a famous rugby player - Just a hunch, but it's probably because he's famous for playing rugby
Update - we've just had "frank lampard gay icon". Ooh, the excitement!
Kick off minus 75 minutes - we've now been searched for "Beckham circumcised" It's gratifying that people are doing their pre-match research n such depth...
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