I shouldn't laugh but I find it hilarious to read that the landlord of a hotel Balamory has been telling small children about how he has Josie Jump buried under the patio.
When we visited Tobermory last summer, the place was overrun by 3-7 year olds wearing pink and following in the footsteps of their heroes.
It's not really that sensible place to take kids of that age. We were chatting with one family, who were bored stupid because of the wind and rain and the treacherous single-track-road-with-passing-places leading out of the town.
Nice town to stay a few days, especially if you like eating and drinking. But I wouldn't take a small child there.