OK, I admit it - Jordan is remarkable. She has the talent to be a total slapper and yet needing to get out more, at the same time. Her 'affair' with David Beckham was a 30-second brush-past in a nightclub.
You know, if I included in my list of 'conquests' every man (and, for that matter, woman) with whom I felt a 30-second frisson I would have an extremely long list, including people whose names I never got, a wide range of celebrities, and, even, some bloggers.
What is even more baffling is the dispassionate way in which the Mirror is reporting this. I'm not sure what we the reader is supposed to think. Are we supposed to go all gooey and envious and set out to emulate Jordan.
I am amazed at the utter banality of what classes as news in our 'top' tabloids.
Perhaps the newspapers are just laughing at the poor deluded fools who lap it all up in lieu of anything worthwhile in their own lives.
But big-up to Samantha Morton. She's come a long way, and it will be so cool if she wins the Oscar.
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