It's now about four and a half months since I activated this domain name. In that time I have not had many people coming to this site on weird searches. I've had a fairly constant stream of people looking for Lorraine Kelly sans vetements. Otherwise, barely anything.
Until this weekend. I have just looked at my site meter and my average number of hits per day has increased by about 25%. Some of the search requests are quite sensible - for example, there are not going to be many websites that mention the Lively Lobster pub in Sale, and it is not unreasonable for somebody looking for info to look at my site just on the off chance of finding something interesting. A few are not suitable to be repeated here, or anywhere.
For some bizarre reason sometime today I was top site for "read my lips bush and blair", and I've had a fair few hits on "Word for Northerners". Fair enough. Gratifyingly, I'm second for "bitch bus"
The rest are just funny
- peoples comments about footballers wages too high, but, there again, if the market will sustain them...
- how do you know if your putting on a condom in the correct way surely that is missing a 'partner is'
- food safety parody songs that's what I call a niche market
- michael owen and shagging 3 times I was hit for that I'm only 107th in the ranking, so somebody must be desperate (I have it on good authority that he's far too angelic to shag!)
- Chinese culture bettter than Western clearly, because we never had that foot-binding thing
- single black lace superman again, three times - perhaps it's being reviled
- UK soccer premiership love cheat story is this a search by someone who cannily phrased it in tabloidese in order to hit tabloid style reporting, or do you think that the Great Unwashed are now speaking tabloidese with no awareness that that is what they are doing?
- i want some photoes of babies I want! I want! I want! I want! Take one of yourself, love
- And my favourite... weird searches
Yes, yes I know, my commentary is treading a thin line between *humour* and being grossly offensive. My tongue is firmly in cheek.
Whose cheek is another question entirely.
