The Nation's Favourite Warbling Barbie Doll will be appearing on ITV tonight.
I suggest that to enhance your enjoyment, you find a bottle of your favourite spirit, and a glass. If you don't drink but happen to have a box of chocolates handy that will serve the purpose too. Or if you aren't a frumpy overweight opera singer, you can assemble a nice selection of cherry tomatoes, olives and pickled onions.
Every time the Plastic Popera one mentions any of the following subjects, you must take a mouthful of whiskey, chocolate or bitesize vegetation:
being an opera singer;
being a classical singer;
bringing classical music to ordinary people;
being too slim & beautiful to be an opera singer;
how she and her fellow opera singers get fat because they eat late;
her dear dead Dad;
being shot down in Iraq, Afghanistan whatever;
naturally having a blonde personality;
Wales.
Katherine Jenkins's new album is due out on Monday.
(Sorry if the formatting of this is rubbish; I'm doing this on my phone).
