Brilliant idea, Jimmy and I can just slip down to Lambeth Town Hall and get married. We don't even have to tell you lot, or our families. It would probably cost us about £100 if we do it on the cheap.
And then the Tories would give us an extra £20 a week.
Brilliant! Payback period, just over a month. Sound investment. Ninety quid a month. A thousand quid a year. Free, gratis and for nothing.
It will change absolutely nothing.
Except my bank balance, of course. Which will be a package holiday a year better off.
Superb, Vote Tory! An extra cheap package holiday annually for Gert and Jimmy. That's going to strengthen society, isn't it!
