A long long time ago I was in the Election HQ of a unnamed Constituency Labour Party on Streatham Hill. It was a great place to hang out stuff envelopes, and was well placed for the public. The public wandered in and asked sensible questions about polling station locations, policies, that sort of thing.
One man wandered in and made a beeline for me, explaining all his conspiracy theorists and saying in a confidential whisper how it was all Teresa Gorman's fault. He had written to her on several occasions to tell her. "In green ink" he added proudly, "so that she'll notice and know I'm being serious." Failing and seriously flailing, I turned around to seek comradely support from my comrades, but they had all mysteriously vanished into the back of the shop.
I am considering writing a letter to Prince William. I have never written before to Royalty, but assume that all letters get a standard reply along the lines of 'the contents of your letter have been noted'.
If I were to write it in Green Ink, would I a) diminish my chances of getting a reply and b) imperil my job security?
