First of all select a winning basketball team and join in their victory parade, (preferably on the same day that your own beloved football team has won La Liga), round up a dodgy mariachi band, board a barge and sing the Star Spangled Banner...
(if you're impatient fast forward to 1:50, if you can. And if your computer's anything like mine, you'll have to quell the pop-up blocker rather than moan on the phone to a not-very-geeky-friend "How do I get Windows Media to work, I'm sure it was working earlier...")
He's doing a concert tomorrow night in San Antonio. I've been told this was where the Alamo happened.
Update: More photos... - click for larger size photos!
Meanwhile, South of the Border
Drew Barrymore has been cast as the lead voice in "South of the Border," a Walt Disney Pictures comedy being directed by Raja Gosnell.
Also lending their voices to the live-action movie in which the animals talk is a who's who of Latino actors including Andy Garcia, Salma Hayek, George Lopez, Cheech Marin, Paul Rodriguez, Placido Domingo, Edward James Olmos and Eddie "Piolin" Sotelo.
"South" chronicles the adventures of a pampered Beverly Hills chihuahua named Chloe (Barrymore) accustomed to riding in a purse. While on vacation in Mexico, she gets lost and must rely on her friends to help her get back home.
According to imdb, it's due for release in 2009. Hmm, I think I shall wait until it comes to Sky free-at-source films sometime in 2011...
