Britain is left reeling with the news that Prince "Diana's Lad" Wills and whatsername are no longer an item. Personally, I think it is the height of cynicism to bury the bad news on a day dominated by the Grand National (Thingy doesn't even look like a horse, unlike her former future-stepmother-in-law), the FA Cup Semi-Final and a scorching heatwave.
Except, of course, this is old news, and has been current in blogging circles for months.