I've got loads of really weird ones backing up but two have just come in since I've been home (half day sick with every limb in my body aching, including ones I didn't know I had)
The first is "Sexiest MP Alan Simpson". I knew Alan twenty years ago, and always liked him as a person, and to this day admire him as a politician, but I never really thought of him as 'sexy' in a featuring on google way. But, it turns out, he's been voted Nottinghamshire's sexiest MP. And, you know, looking at that picture, I don't know how recent it is, but he hasn't changed an iota in twenty years.
And then, from the domain of a well-known weekly British magazine specialising in economics come a search for photos of the block of flats opposite where I live. It's due to be demolished, along with the Post Office and other small shops as part of the multi-million pound regeneration project, which will have (hopefully!) splendid outcomes, but will mean a great deal of building work to get there...
I don't have any photos of said block, but for a fee I could pop out and take some.