There are only three possible explanations of this article.
- It's parody, to press home a point
- It's been published by a sniggering editor so that bloggers can press 'Quick Post' and write 'Twat'
- This narcissistic arsehole and his twunt of an editor think that this is news. For fucks sake, get a life. Buy a brand don't buy a brand. Who gives a shit.
I buy brands sometimes. Sometimes I don't. It's not a lifestyle choice. I don't have a 'lifestyle'. I'm not exactly alone in this. It's just sad twats who call themselves a 'style magazine editor' who need a lifestyle. And their sheeplike disciples. Useless shallow vacuous twat. Right now I'm having a cup of Yorkshire Tea and a Duchy Original biscuit. Are they brands or did I buy them for tried-and-tested quality? If you came round right now, you'd be offered a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit. If you said "What brands are they? Does that fit my lifestyle?" I'd say, "You know where the door is. Use it."
What he's basically saying is that he was too stupid to deconstruct the brainwashing and now he's telling us how stupid he was. But maybe not so stupid. Presumably he's got a nice little fee writing for the BBC. that's a brand, isn't it?
Who are these people who write for the meejah? Is stupidity a prerequisite of the job?
