Timperley Superstar

The Frank Sidebottom Oh Blimey Big Band

If I had known that Frank Sidebottom was going to be at the Tate last week, I would have been there.

Frank Sidebottom was very big in Timperley. Quite possibly the biggest thing ever to come out of Timperley.

Except for me, of course. I went to school in Timperley. Only Primary School, though.

I know someone who once did a VAT visit to Frank Sidebottom. That is what I call surreal.