"Remember when"

If you don't fancy the Q&As thing, you could participate in something I've blatantly nicking from Misty...she said we could...

Please post a comment with a completely fictional memory of you and me. It can be anything you want– good or bad, silly or stupid, believable or not – but it has to be fake. And 'tasteful' please. No total smut. Other than that, have at it!

And if you want, when you’re finished, post this paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people don't actually remember about you.

I skimread the bit which 'no smut'. Oops.