I'm sitting here; the commercial break is in the other room.
I was reminded of a TV ad I saw in the doctor's waiting room the other day.
It was an advert for a DVD.
The screen contained the legend 'DVD player and TV not included'.
They've got a bloody nerve, those tossers in the advertising agencies. They sit there, earning four times the national average salary, and they sit there insulting your intelligence. They expect you to buy this product.
Whoever said we live in a meritocracy when those knobheads put more money up their noses than most normal, intelligent people earn? What will we see next in adverts "Black Magic - entire SAS battalion not included; Tesco's always cutting prices but we don't expect you to take the store home; Esso petrol - luxury Rolls Royce not included; BMW He-man series, entire Swiss Alps not included."
It's like films - they have this warning at the beginning - "bad language and mild cartoon peril"; I turn to Jimmy and say "What, no perverted sex? Is it even worth watching?"
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