Over at Mr Scary's That Duck is preparing for a poll on the Best Person Ever. I was severely miffed at Alan Titchmarsh being omitted from the Worst Person Ever shortlist, so I refuse to take the Best Person Ever Poll seriously. My waters tell me that Michael Palin will get it.
Devoid of imagination, I have decided to try and run an alternate poll. I know it won't work, this post will sit here forlorn and commentless.
Which celebrity would you shag, given the chance?
I know very many of my readers are faithful to their partners in loving life-affirming relationships and would be conscience-stricken at merely snogging someone else.
So let me stress, this is entirely hypothetical. You may have fantasies in your mind. Or not. I do not have the wherewithal to make it happen. To suggest a name is not in anyway admitting to being a libertine, it is not even committing adultery in your heart. It does not even imply you fantasise about that person.
I would love comments from lurkers. Leave a comment, you don't even have to leave an email address - or you can insert something into it - I leave mine as [email protected], so if someone wants to contact me they can, but it helps to reduce the spam. I won't be spending much time away from the PC in the next ten days, except for sleeping and a concert or two, so any comments will be authorised fairly swiftly. Well, except for those nominating Alan Titchmarsh and - in deferrence to Scary - Phil Collins
This is not intended to be serious, either. Maybe I can draw some lurkers (lovely lovely lurkers) out of shyness; if you don't feel confident writing in English, it's okay, just a name will do...
