I want to stress that the vast majority of my search requests are intelligent, or, at least, logical.
There's been a rash of people looking for nude pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo and Jonny Wilkinson, and of Lawrence Dallaglio's cock and Frank Lampard's penis. I can snigger, but at least they're logical. I understand Jonny absolutely refuses to pose nude. Pity. Cristiano - let's wait til he's grown up a bit. I don't enjoy kiddie pr0n.
Now for the weird, funny, or interesting Search Requests. Some of which defy comment.
- "eating squirrel"+rash
- celebrities that have crushes on other celebrities
- gary numan seen at caravan site
- swot (ie Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats) analysis in fiance
- has wayne rooney got down syndrome?
- hairdressers that give sex
- manchester united condom
- bad soprano; opera; bad; sample
- coincidence Prince charles gets married liverpool win the european cup 1984: interesting theory; in actual fact it was 1981, and it was true, as it was in 2005
- Placido Domingo Affairs rumours: Good Grief! are there such rumours..?
- placido domingo angela gheorghiu affair gossip: Really? Gosh, I haven't heard that one...
- Placido Domingo Groupies: not on this site - try here, instead
- solihull jealous center uk: I often wondered where the 'Jealous Center' of the UK was
- JULIA ROBERTS CLEANING WITH RUBBER GLOVES: ooh, we like specific weird fetishes. I don't supposed this happens, though
- how can we fuck Ion Marin conductor: I would suggest - just suggest, no evidence - you could seek advice from a compatriot soprano of his...
- PEOPLE KISSING GOATS: Yuck - why do the weird fetishists insist on CAPS LOCK?
- where is my nearest humane society to ellesmere port because my cat is stuck up a tree
- cheats on how to get to fluffy the three headed dog in the game Harry potter and the philoso
- how to become a kgb agent as a kid 10 to 13/2004
- 'stars with second toe bigger than their big toe': My second toes are bigger than my big toes. Does this make me a star?
- cult suicide environmental health officers
Could you make them up?
