Quick quiz. Is it more stupid to:
a) use a barbecue in a garden little bigger than 12' x 12', thus ensuring that the rooms of your immediate neighbours are filled with smoke and the smell of rancid meat; or
b) use a barbecue to cook foods that will, regardless of their quality, always taste better when cooked on a conventional cooker?
Hope you get food poisoning, H.
PS You might be a professional "musician" but you really really can't sing. The fact that I can hear your caterwauling over my loudspeakers, with all the downstairs windows and doors shut, really shows that you have no shame and no self-awareness. And no musical sense.
PPS Revenge will mine, and it will be a dish I shall eat cold. Next time you beat your wife, or even row in the middle of the night, I shall be the one calling the police. Depend upon it.
*proving that even if you can't fool all the people all the time, or most of the people most of the time, you can fool enough suckers often enough...
