The Department of Health are sweeties; they have compiled a website of drinking woes suffered by teens and pre-teens. Very worthy, if it anyway helps the youngsters to moderate their drinking. For us bloggers, it serves the double purpose of being able to laugh at them, or steal and adapt the stories to fulfill our purposes:
My faves are...
The horrible truth hit me. I confronted my ex with my evidence the next day and he confessed to having thrown-up and then had conveniently forgotten to tell me before kissing me again. Needless to say that was the moment he became my ex.
and
My brother had wet himself in his sleep (on the top bunk) and it had soaked through the mattress and was dripping onto my bed! Not too cool huh!
On the other hand, the DoH could just go round the blogosphere and steal our stories.
Have I mentioned the time I spent half the night sleeping on a lounger (without cushion or towel) beside the pool in Corfu...?
