Families nationwide were urgently warned yesterday not to eat 359 popular foods containing a banned dye linked to cancer.
Remembering that 'families' now means 'anyone with snivelling brats', I am horrified that
a) anybody would feed Pot Noodle to the snivelling brats they claim to care about and know how to raise; and
b) The Mirror thinks that the Food Standards Agency thinks it's perfectly okay for 23-year-old geeky single men living in bedsits to consume carciogenic Pot Noodle.
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