Dictionary

In searching through my dictionary, I get almost seconds of amusement from reading the page headers.

In this week's thrilling episode, we have:

• needle neighbourhead - surely situated close to Crack Alley
• soul-destroying souse - well it would be, wouldn't it...?
• soutane spacesuit - not really advisable for the office
• touchy-feely town-clerk - grrr... more modish modernisation of public services