It's so funny; I've been to a Prom, he spent eight hours in the pub. He's just got home, and I have managed to film him for three minutes talking about how much he loves Paula, how Paula's his girl, and I've got to put it on the internet, that he loves Paula...
He loves me, too. I'm stone cold sober. Tonight's vintage of Vin de Pis de Chateau d'Albert Hall was just beyond drinkable.
I'm now going to do Carmen's Dance of the Seven Veils...