Psalm 23 has been rewritten.
No longer do we have
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil...thy rod and thy staff they comfort mebut instead we have
Even if a full-scale violent confrontation breaks out I will not be afraid, Lord...He lets me see a country of justice and peace and directs me towards this land...His "shepherd's power and love protect me
Incandescent, I explode into a million pieces and reassemble myself as Prince Charles, exclaiming If it ain't broke, don't fix it