I really fancy going to a Portuguese restaurant this weekend.
You'd think after all these years I would have got used to them changing ends at half time.
I reckon they should have blood replacements in football, like they do in rugby.
I go to refill my coffee cup and we get a penaty! Extra hay for Ruud van Nistelroy tonight!
I do so prefer the laidback BBC commentary to the ridiculous hyperbole of Sky. Mind you, Motty must be getting close to retirement.
Ruud's scored again.
Ooh, ooh, ooh Ole's coming on! Shame that Cristiano's come off...but he is the newest entrant to my pantheon of heroes!
So WTF has Ruud got Man of the Match?
Three - nil! Yeaaaaaaahhhhhh!
We've won the Cup!
Did I ever tell you about the time I was alone in a room with the FA Cup and the premiership trophy?
