The things people say

1. Me: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is one of the greatest, but most under-rated films of all times
Warren: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade - is that the last one?

2. Jimmy: Opposites attract. If we were both the same we would have nothing in common

3. Me: (Slagging off an absent party) - She's shallow. (Pause). She's deeply shallow.

4. Me: in a bragging contest to see who had been the naughtiest toddler I used to eat sand
Eleanor: Ugh, yuck, were you ill were you sick. (Pause). Did you die...?

But the old ones are the best - from the notorious Claude Street Quote Board from our student days.

5. Me: I seem to spend my life running after men with long legs

6. Helen: My cassette player is going slow and fast at the same time.