We all do this blog thing for fun. We know that. So there's a bloody beauty contest. So, make it up, or whatever. Certainly don't have comments. Good god, no, not that interactive raw someone writing something you don't agree with. Way too risky.
Of course certain natioonal daily newspapers are ever so broadminded (And I don't mean the Daily Mail).
I'm not being funny, but I do think there is a betrayal of good faith. Oh gee, you're a journalist - you write well. Good.
So you're a whore and you provide an insight into a tiny part of existence. Hello, there are whores working on my street. Unfortunately, they're often fifteen years old, addicted to crack cocaine, taking advantage of sad losers whilst themselves being exploited by pimps and the whole cycle makes misery for far too many people. Shit, you shag for money. How cool is that? Someone I know got the clap from a whore. That was after she robbed him. When you wake up every morning to the knowledge that you could have a fresh used condom on your doorstep, you tend to have a fairly malign view of whores.
But that's okay, because your writing is beautiful, and it must have been so hard to keep it going for, ooh, all of three months. There again, I suppose it titillates those who don't understand about the connections between whoreing and drugs and violence and robbery.
Oh, wait a minute, I read the Guardian. How illiberal of me. Prostitutes are noble. Look, sister, you prostitute your body. Prostitute your soul as well. Never mind that your website isn't actually a blog. Let's see you still writing in six months time. And let's see some comments.
Obviously, some of the crack whores are victims of circumstancs. A lot more are just arrogant bitches who thought they were immune to narcotics. Let's face it, whoever has met a tart who hasn't been off her face on some narcotic or other. How big are you that you have to shag to earn a living. Some of us have studied hard. We'll be the ones laughing when you're syphillitic 'clapped out' old bag at forty mourning your lost looks and your black soul. Some of the rest of us are actually exploring the amazing world around us.
Hope you're paying tax on your whoring income.
Ooh look the grauniad has provided a glossary of blog terms. Well, allegedly blog terms anyway. Let's laugh.
