Apropos of the noise of window-cleaning cradle being moved. "It sounds like a disrailed train being put back."
Disraeled? Sounds like something from the Victorian era.
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Ann Summers has recently opened a branch in Victoria Palce. Int window is a poster saying 'Boys will be girls'. I had to read it three times to make sure I had read it correctly. Then I saw the picture of teenage lad wearing a red bra.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no prude, but it does seem a bit, y'know, in yer face.