You know, if you want a laugh, you really should read down the list on Blogging Brits and peruse the descriptions people have submitted:
twenties male (in his twenties, not from the twenties. i don't wear spats or a monocle or owt like that)
subjects like why do Basingstoke & Deane install roundabouts at every bloody junction, just so the public can still drive over them as if they wern't there. What is the idea of the Wote Street Statue (the willy looking thing)
If people find my writing interesting, I think that says more about them than about me
Erm. Follow my life, and watch how many times a week I can drink 8 cans of Carling! Captivating viewing. Rather like a car crash, with my liver being the only victim.
And if you're a blogging brit and you haven't yet joined, you too could add a lunatic description....!