I worked with Sarah. She was on IT support for the Accounting system - which is quite quite quite different from normal IT support.
Sarah only had one real expense in life - every Thursday lunchtime she would go to the hairdressers to get her hair washed and blow-dried.
Except when she was on sick leave. Sarah took a lot of sick leave. She also did a lot of (paid) overtime to make up for the time she lost.
Sarah's boyfriend was a plumber by day and a bouncer at one of Peckham's premier clubs by night.
Sarah found the bodies of dead strangers in the street (one in a parked car) on two separate occasions.
Sarah was having an affair with our Assistant Director, Chris, whose wife, Carron, worked across the road in Housing.
Chris and Carron arranged to go away to a posh hotel in Bath to celebrate their wedding anniversary weekend.
Sarah booked a room in the same hotel that weekend.
And told us (Audit) what she was doing.