I live in a Chelsea area. (I know, that is a slightly misleading comment, it makes it look as though I live in Guildford). I have been told that the nearest football ground to my house is Chelsea. One of the pubs on my road is very Chelsea. Also, Gordon at work is a big Chelsea fan.
What fun I have had saying to Chelsea fans "I really tip Chelsea to win the UEFA Cup next season."
"No, no, no," they say hurriedly and confused. "We won the game yesterday - we're in the European Champions League..."
"It's not too late to qualify for the UEFA Cup, though," I say sweetly. And it dawns on them that I'm saying that Chelsea are so rubbish that they will get knocked out of the Champions League before it even reaches the League stage.
