Danny from next door has been round. We've now worked out the route they took - one went over his fence, and let the other in by the gate. They opened the gate between our back garden, broke the flap for my extractor fan in the shower room, put their hand in, opened the fanlight, and crawled in through there - it's all of 10.5 x 13.5 inches.
Which narrows the suspects down very nicely - it's clearly the gang of teenagers from down the road who use the Emaciated Runt to break into the smallest of spaces. I bet he'd get well beaten up in Feltham Young Offenders Institute.
Update: A nice policeman has been round and I'm expecting SoCO this afternoon.
Is it just me or are policemen looking younger these days?
Update (2) I previously had The World's Largest Lighter Collection in my rucksack. Not any more.
Thank God I have The World's Second Largest Lighter Collection in my bedroom.
