Come on, own up. Who put the email around that everybody was to put "What is the latest train to leave London for Manchester before 09:00 today" into a search engine and then hit my site. The requests are coming in from different search engines, different IPs, even slightly different wording. First I was baffled, then paranoid. Now I 'm just amused!
There was one at 9 this morning, or you could have got the 8.30 and changed. This evening the 1955 is direct; you can get the 20:35 and change at Warrington Bank Quay for Oxford Road (from where you can get a bus, if there are no trains). If you get the nine o'clock and change at Stafford, you can be at Piccadilly at midnight twenty six.
The things you drive me to. Tsk, tsk!
