And here's how they got here...

1. I am officially Sixth in the ranking for 'cynical weblog'.
2. If someone wants a 'photo of Lorraine Kelly', I wonder why they don't use the Images tab. On the 'web' tab, I come in top, and I have no photo of Lorraine, as I call her. The images tab has 218.
3. Unusual things done with electrical appliance (I've come over all embarrassed!)
4. how to make a dum buggy (is this rude?)
5. photos of middlesbrough that you can copy and paste onto a blank do (cument, I assume) (google has an 'images' tab!)
6. photos wife OR girlfriend "strappy sandals" (do you think they would be happy if I found them a picture of a single woman "strappy sandals"?)
7. pop idol, vote, politics, sun (whatever)
8. gay footballers gary neville (I'm used to the David Beckham/Rio Ferdinand/Michael Owen rumours. Gary Neville's a new one on me! )
9. Cooking Manchester celebrities (spit-roasted Bernard Manning?)
10. Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity (would be profound if it had meaning...)
11. Oh fabotoso, I'm top on msn and second on google for Iraqi Blog

Update: Meanwhile, Under Developed is being inundated with hits for Desert Greenery - half of my hits.