| Parents feed pupils through gates
Pupils at a South Yorkshire school are being fed fish and chips through the gates by parents who say the canteen is not providing what their children want. Students at Rawmarsh Comprehensive are not allowed out of the grounds at lunchtime, so some parents are taking their orders for the chip shop instead.
In other news, teenagers at a comprehensive in Dullsville complained, "Books are Boring", forcing parents to smuggle in videos of Big Brother.
"It's not right that my children are being forced to read books about history and geography when they could be doing fun things like watching Beyonce videos," complained Doris Bonkers, 27, parent of Spangle, 15; Porsche, 14; Prince, 13; and Chavney, 12.
And finally, a woman was spotted snorting cocaine outside a Primary School in Brixton Clapham Park this afternoon. Local resident D. said "She's parked right outside the gates of the school, where my daughter will be coming out in a few minutes. I'm going to clock her one..." "Don't get involved," said local cafe owner, J, "I'll speak to the Street Wardens."
When the Street Wardens approached the woman, after her third line, and with her daughter now in the front seat without seat belt, she drove off above the speed limit. Local residents say "It was lucky nobody was hurt".
