Reasons to vote Labour

D'you remember under the Tories, who claim to be big on Law and Order, people used to say "Why can you never find a policeman when you want one?"

Well, Jimmy's been out the front gardening and noticed some schoolies throwing stones in the abandoned car showroom - it happened when Sister and El were visiting and our neighbour also had her window put through.

Rather than confront them he'd thought he'd go and find a Streetwarden. Lo and behold, walking down the road were not one, but two, real proper Bobbies on the Beat.

In other news, for the second time in a month a man in SW London was seen approaching a policewoman with his flies undone...