I am continuing to be a source for people wanting to know where their polling station is.
Other search requests include:
Election 2005 Cabinet Reshuffle - that will be tomorrow, dear, just a bit premature, like all the people over the last few days searching for the 'results'...
"David Miliband" jehovah - remember, you read it here first. I confidently expect that if Labour wins the ELction, David Miliband will be promoted into the Cabinet as Jehovah.
sexy Caroline Flint - that, I think. has already been established on mmofm
Tony Blair cock size - vital election issue, that. In December 1999, Tony came to speak at Brixton Recreation Centre. I got there early and managed to get in about the fifth row, and reserved a seat for my freind R. To while away the time I read my New Statesman which had arrived in that morning's post, before I left for work. At the time, Paul Routledge had a gossip column. In that particular column he mentioned that the PM is very well endowed in the trouser department. I showed the article to my friend R. We did spend some of the time of Tony's speech being rather distracted...
And to save time, here are the non-election search requests...
chav spotting package holidays - I can see this one taking over in popularity from Safaris.
James Levine pornography - only a very sick mind could possibly get pleasure from pornographic pictures of James Levine.
Gerrards Cross French horn Gossip - Iwould love to know what lies behind this - I've heard it say that the greatest scandals are those involving brass bands. But mainly in the North, not Buckinghamshire
wagner gotterdammerung cd 20 minutes - wimp! chicken! Six hours mate. Twenty minutes? Part-timer...!
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