Phew! Been to Tesco and back, and neither has yet died. I may yet mount a candlelit vigil on the Internet.
A Novena and a Round of Roulette, I think.
Isn't it strange that if you Google for Prince Rainier you get endless sites saying how devoted he was to the memory of his wife, Grace Kelly, yet according to the Mail on Sunday, he never gave up his playboy lifestyle and she took to taking younger lovers.
They didn't name any, although I am aware of one name. Rumoured.