I'm not normally one to get paranoid but I have just started wondering whether Gert is out to get me. I was scrolling through some old news items and came across this one. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/503224.stm (Sorry, I tried to insert a proper link but it didn't appear to work) I notice how the other guest bloggers have got straightforward names such as 'Your sister' and 'Joseph', but mine is b-in-l. Alarm bells started jangling when Gert suggested that I say I live in Arden. I'm expecting the paratroops to descend on Pitprop Lane any second now!
Child number 1 has lent me some up to date news material to comment on. I'll work through the night to ensure I have something topical tomorrow.
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