Joke

As stolen from our in house glossy (ie not to be put in recycling bin magazine)

A young executive was leaving the office late one night when he found his boss standing in front of a shredder.

Listen, said his boss, this is a highly sensitive document. Can you make this thing work?

Certainly, said the young exec. He turned it on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.

Excellent, said his boss I just need one copy!