Some of the sayings of my fiance.
Does red eye show up in black-and-white photographs?
My head is heavy, my big toe is itching and my stomach feels all nostalgic.
I told him he just has to remember some of my many stupid sayings to get his revenge. Like yesterday:
Me - Why are you emptying the bin?
Him: Because it's full
Me: But it's not coming over the top...oh, it's coming out the bottom...
He did come up with an interesting observation today "You could never murder me. You would leave so much DNA -your hair gets everywhere..." My sister says she always knows when I've visited because my hair is everywhere. I have the animal attachment for my Dyson in an attempt to minimise the amount of hair lying around the house.
