According to Ananova, Beckham tops celebrity worship study. Out of curiosity, and only for the sake of blogging, I wandered over to the survey and answered the questions.
Some of them were distinctly scary.
Are you and your favourite celebrity soulmates? Doubt it; we've never met, for a start...
Would your favourite celebrity be pleased if they found you sitting in their car? Er, probably not...
Would your favourite celebrity be well chuffed if you broke into their house and ransacked their possessions for a momento and then waited naked for them to come home and demanded that they accompanied you to the Red Planet? Can I go fifty-fifty on that one?
Are you in fact a psychotically deranged threat to society who urgently needs a restraining order, or, as an alternative, a reality check and a sense of proportion? I'll phone a friend - oh, I don't have any friends...except for my favourite celebrity, of course, who's just so in awe of me that he just doesn't answer my phone calls
And here's me thinking that I'm obsessive, but all I can strongly agree with is that the work of what my favourite celebrity does brings me pleasure, that I enjoy reading about them, and that I think about them when I shouldn't.
It would be pretty cool if we bloggers could organise a campaign to skew the results. I suggest that we all answer it as if we are dangerously obsessed by a celebrity blogger - Wil Wheaton or Tom Watson or someone like that.
This looks like seriously unscientific research to me...
